What’s L.A. stand for?"
“Lost Assholes.” - “Pulp
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
If we tried baptizing you, I feel the water will start boiling around you.
Internet. An interesting word. Like something brought up from the deep. A net for something that has been interred, or something as yet to be interred; a holding-place for all the things we’d rather keep secret in our real lives. - “Blue-eyed Boy
‘Chicken isn’t meat,’ said Melissa with scorn. ‘It’s poultry.’
‘Ah yes, how silly of me. Poultry. The famous vegetable.’
1. Connect sewing machine to polygraph test
2. Lie repeatedly
3. Describe new jumper as a fabric of lies
4. Laugh forever
That’s the truth of it, we cry because we know that we won’t live for ever. We rage against the defective gene that makes us mortal, and we hate the ones we love for passing it on. - Joanne Harris
How would you feel if you were a tomato?
It’s like locking the door after the horse is gone ….
Thanx, but I think I’m quite capable of organizing my hangovers myself.
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